WOLFE AND BORGES, ATTORNEYS AT LARGE

Have you experienced unauthorized, irrevocable, or retroactive changes to your personal history?

Are you currently being outcompeted by a more compelling version of yourself?

Have you been legally declared symbolic?

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION.

Here at Wolfe and Borges, we will FIGHT FOR YOU.

Whether it’s a loved one that rewrote themselves and forgot to include your backstory, or a third party trying to claim authorship over your own identity, Wolfe and Borges will not rest until YOUR STORY is in YOUR HANDS.

We’ve served the god-citizens of Masser for over forty-five THOUSAND year-equivalents. Our clients receive top of the line narrative counselling, calibrated for today’s polyauthorial environment. Here at Wolfe and Borges, we promise that you’ll experience expository relief in a way that’s compelling and coherent. That’s our 100% diegetic guarantee!

Just listen to these glowing anecdotes!

“I was in a recursive thematic loop due to malicious rewriting. Wolfe and Borges got me the help I needed.”

“Someone tried to rewrite me into their story as a doorstop. Wolfe and Borges made sure I was fairly compensated for my labor.”

“I DON’T LOVE YOU! I DON’T LOVE YOU! I DON’T LOVE YOU! I DON’T—!”

At Wolfe and Borges, we believe you are the author of your own story. No one else can decide that for you.

Wolfe and Borges.

BELIEVE IN US, so we can BELIEVE IN YOU.